The Dead Church


Dead or Alive? You are wanted!

Morning Story and Dilbert

Morning Story and Dilbert Vintage Dilbert
November 10, 2010

A new pastor in old church in rural USA, spent the first four days making personal visits to each of his prospective congregation inviting them to come to his inaugural services.

The following Sunday the church was all but empty. Accordingly, the pastor placed a notice in the local newspapers, stating that, because the church was dead, it was everyone’s duty to give it a decent Christian burial. The funeral would be held the following Sunday afternoon.

Morbidly curious, a large crowd turned out for the ‘funeral’.

In front of the pulpit they saw a closed coffin which was covered in flowers. After the pastor had delivered the eulogy, he opened the coffin and invited his congregation to come forward and pay their final respects to their dead church.

Filled with curiosity as to what would represent the corpse of a ‘dead church‘, all the…

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One Response to The Dead Church

  1. nonoymanga says:

    it makes me feel alive!!!

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